The Ela Fountain's SMS Shop

Welcome to this new section of The Ela Fountain. As you can see, this is nothing but an online shop, and it features some interesting SMS items for sale. If you're looking for the perfect gift for your friends, girlfriend or family, then look no further, since here you will find all that you need. Please keep in mind that this shop is a non-profit organization to help poor Spanish children, which basically means that the money raised from your boughts will be well invested in beer for myself. Have fun buying!

This is your only chance, for a limited time, to have one of our most loved SMS heroes flying in your room! Directly imported from the Fantasy Zone, these rare eggs, which at first sight look like just stupid coloured standard eggs, will transform into a real Opa Opa.

You just have to incubate them for 6 months (you can put them under your butt while you're working or in the bus) and then a pair of wings will grow and he'll start flying, talking to you, stealing all your coins and eating all your food. Don't feed them after midnight.

Price: $650 each.

Impress your significant one with this exciting underwear. Or if you're single, be sure that next Saturday night will be a total success with the opposite sex if you wear one of our two suggestions. You can show that you're tough as a tiger with these exclusive Psycho Fox pants, or make clear that love's not a game for you with our Double Dragon panties.

Cloud Master is surely not one of our favorite games. It has a high difficulty level and its weird enemies makes us have terrible nightmares every night. But who hasn't dreamed of flying through the skies riding a cloud like Michael Chen does? This is your chance to do it! Directly from Japan, this exclusive item for the Ela Fountain looks like standard cotton, but once you spit on it a few times (you don't even need water!), it grows and becomes a big cloud (with enough space for two thin persons or one fat guy) that you can drive and fly at your wish with.

Stop having that disgusting look on your face every morning! Your breakfasts will never be the same with our exclusive Ela Fountain coffee mugs. Our model friend Kyoko has agreed to let us use her face and greet you every morning because it's a fact, girls like the Ela Fountain. Or, if you don't want to hide your feelings, you can tell the world that you're also a pig-riding punk with our other mug.

Price: $25 each

And why not give your boring computer a special look with these mouse pads? It's time to throw away your old, gray and full of holes pad and replace it with one of our two suggestions. Oh, and I'm sure the one on the right is the perfect gift for your boss!

Price: $18 each

Oh, good old F-16 Fighter... We all share a special love for this game, and makes us remember all those unforgettable afternoons playing this amazing flight simulator. With its incredible 3D graphics and long instruction booklet. So it's time to let the world know what they're missing, by simply acquiring this special set, made specially for you, the F-16 Fighter fan. Impress the girls with your three exclusive T-shirts, light your best cigarettes with your set of lighters, and spread the word about the best SMS game ever!

F-16 Fighter set, including:

- 3 amazing T-shirts (100% cotton)
- 3 amazing lighters (gas not included)

Special price: $599!