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Wonder Boy vibrator

Live your best intimate moments with this Wonder Boy dildo. Made with special care, an ergonomic curvature and in an exotic red colour, it will help you fight the loneliness of the modern world. Its shape is a direct recreation of the Legendary Sword.

Price: $79,99

We all have played Pro Wrestling in our SMSs, and we all know that it's a pretty lame game which brings absolutely zero fun. So instead of getting depressed for life after playing this game for so long, with its lack of action and repetitive music, why not get this special costume and do the real thing?

Now you can be one of your favorite fighters from Pro Wrestling, and play with a friend, relative or even some cushions. Who will win all the matches and reach the final? Guaranteed non-stop action with this great costume!

Price: $99,50

I know we all love our bodies, but who doesn't get bored every now and then with having the same image and look everyday? On the other hand, Psycho Fox is surely one of our favorite SMS games, and the most exciting feature in that game is Psycho Fox's abilities to change his shape whenever he wants, just by using the magical haraigushi, the Psycho Stick.
Admit it, you have always wanted to transform yourself into a tiger, a fox, a monkey or a hippo, and now you can! Imported directly from a remote and far away lost Japanese town, we have managed to get some Psycho Sticks for you. You just have to shake the stick three times, summoning the power of Psycho Fox (as pictured on the left), and say the name of your chosen form (each one with its own abilities), and you'll be jumping high like a monkey, wide like a tiger, or kickin' your boss' ass with the hippo's special powers!

Special price (limited quantities!)

Psycho Stick: Just $999

The 'paper-rock-scissors' game (Janken in Japanese) has been a major part in our lives since we first played Alex Kidd in Miracle World, hasn't it? Now, everytime we are bored, we start playing Janken with our friends. Everytime we have to decide something, like who's going to order some more beers, a Janken match will decide for us. But sometimes luck is not on our side, and we are always the ones who have to go and order everybody's beers. Lose no more Janken matches with these magic gloves, designed by Alex Kidd himself, who as you know has a huge experience in this field. These white gloves can read your opponent's mind, and quickly adopts the winning shape in your hand. You'll be the king of paper-rock-scissors in your town, and be prepared for a huge success with girls!

Special offer:

3 sets of magic Janken gloves for only $50,99

 

Pro Wrestling costume
Genuine Psycho Stick
Alex Kidd's special Janken Gloves